7 Things I Can Do:
- At least 3 times a day show how this occurrence or that experience is just like in some episode of Seinfeld or Friends.
- Make a mean potato kugel.
- Perform an impressive juggling-like routine involving 2 sets of nun-chucks and four blazing swinging balls of fire. (It's way cooler than juggling torches.)
- Pretend I know exactly what you're talking about when really I have no clue whatsoever.
- Take beautiful pictures.
- Understand women. Sometimes.
- Write half-decently.
- Understand the stock market, economics, or politics.
- Stay focused on my goals.
- Make music.
- Take notes well.
- Convince frum people that following halacha isn't the most important thing in the world.
- Live my life with a bit of self-discipline.
- Know what to say to people to make them feel better.
- The ability to see the sun rise over Jerusalem every morning.
- The ability to work in my pajamas.
- That my boss and I are good friends.
- That I am able to be paid for doing work that I enjoy immensely.
- That I still have a full head of hair.
- That all my material needs are pretty much met.
- That I am me.
- Rabbi Akiva
- Benjamin Franklin
- The Ba'al Shem Tov
- Leonardo da Vinci
- Rabbi Aryeh Levine
- FDR
- Andy Kaufman
PS - Here's the traceroute for the meme (thanks to Steg for tracking the first generations):
Karl » Jen » Z » Mirty » Rav Fleischmann » Steg » Orthomom » Krum » Brooklyn Wolf » Me
2 comments:
I definitely also can't understand economics.
All right, I'll bite!
(Better late than never - took me a while to catch up on your blog).
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